No bulls***t way to learn JavaScript in six weeks.

Leveraging the power of the elder gods for the cutting edge of tech-forward pedagogy.

This is part one of “Jr to Jr: Advice by and to junior developers”. Read to the end for a bonus tip.

People in tech are making six-figure salaries and you want in. But let me guess, the gatekeepers of the industry are keeping you out. “Why can’t I just learn JavaScript!?”, you whimper. Would it surprise you if we told you you have been misled and we are here to bring you back to the path?

Let me elaborate. There is a scourge out there of institutions and companies offering courses in javascript, claiming to be able to pass down sacred knowledge simply by you learning syntax and applying problem-solving.

Anyone who has spent 20 money on a Udamy course, knows that that is simply not realistic. You are asked to watch a video or read text uninterrupted, even if it is very boring. Then you are asked to apply knowledge on “your own projects” in order to make the knowledge “stick”. A classic deception of the trickster gods.

Javascript is not knowledge meant for the minds of man. That is why you are not “getting it, even if you watched all the course videos”.

Our course explores the latest cutting-edge features from ES6 and ES7 and its ephemeral asynchronous nature. Debugging techniques and TypeScript, the dark forbidden arts of types in JavaScript, allowing the light to exist within the dark.

How does it work?

After we’ve received your payment our high priests will call on the forgotten power of the elder gods and pull the sacred knowledge from the ethereal plain to the material. All you have to do is open your heart and welcome the wisdom (it will only work if you opened your mind. No refunds because you refuse to believe or letting your negativity block the offering).

In just six weeks you will be feeding the Demiurge 6 figure material offerings.

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At the end of these things we give away a bonus tip free of charge:

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